1st grade; I wear a pair of soccer cleats to school one day because I lost the pair I had for school. I climb (While wearing these cleats) a bookshelf to grab a book that’s just out of reach. I feel scared but persist regardless. I can’t remember if I fell or not. A […]
So you walk out to the yard and you have one of those punching dummies, right? And you have your gloves on, you’re pumped and ready to go and just let this thing have it. You’ve spent the whole day thinking everything that’s wrong in your life but you’ve also spent some time thinking about […]
I have on a white shirt. I bought it for 12 dollars on a day where I skipped lunch because I told myself I didn’t have the budget to warrant buying lunch. I’m really happy with the purchase though, I feel that on a day where I feel like the skin on my bones isn’t […]
Half full? Absolutely. Maybe a little more so than half. Because for much of its runtime, I had tons of fun watching Alita. Coming off my last CGI heavy movie experience (Venom 2018), Alita was a breath of fresh air for my eyeballs because it looks incredible. And that really does it a lot of […]
So, this is what it’s come to. My inability to sit down and watch a two-hour movie has put me in a position where I need to set aside any journalistic integrity I didn’t know I had. But also, not really, because if you want to write about Ruffles all day, more power to you, […]
[Clicks Tongue] Hereditary is an absolute gut-wrenching piece of film that masterfully utilizes its moments of terror and lets you sit with them instead of trying to hit you with a barrage of shock after shock. That’s not to say it’s an easy watch though, because when Hereditary punches, it punches hard and forces […]
Summer of 84 (2018): A Glass Half Full Review Summer of 84 is a movie that centers around a group of rapscallions led by a boy named Davey, who thinks that aliens are real (they are), the government is in on everything (they are) and that demons may at one point haunted […]
Bittermin! Bittermin! Bittermin! What? Why are you yelling? And why do you have a blindfold on? Because we’re talking about the 2018 Netflix Original Birdbox! You mean the one starring Sandra Bullock of Miss Congeniality fame? That’s the one! I love that movie, a one on the pain scale. But what about […]
The Deadman. The Phenom. The American Badass. While most people are quick to scoff at the validity of The Undertaker’s history, there is science to back up some of The Undertaker’s astonishing feats throughout his career with World Wrestling Entertainment (Formerly known as World Wrestling Federation). One of those feats, performed not only once, but […]
To begin, there must be a disclaimer. This is, at the time of writing, the first Bitter Lemons review to go up on Broadstew. These articles are intended primarily to inform a viewer/reader how sad the movie they are about to watch or plan to watch will be. This is a zombie movie. And I […]
